Holy Crap, They Ate It!

In a true sign that end days are nigh, my family all sat around the dinner table last night eating the same meal. I swear, miracles never cease.

I wasn’t sure I would get away with making only one dinner. I thought for sure I’d hear moans and groans if not full-force wailing and a flat-out refusal to eat. I was thus in shock when we actually shared a Sunday dinner together. (Full disclosure: I hadn’t actually fed them a meal since breakfast so they probably would’ve eaten roadkill if that’s what I had put on their plates but I’m still totally considering this a win.)

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Grocery Lists

Every weekend, I have a ritual. I sit down with a scrap of paper and a pen, and plan a week’s worth of dinners. My husband HATES this part of the weekend, mostly because:

1. He thinks it’s completely insane to plan Thursday’s dinner on a Saturday or Sunday. (If he had his way, he’d shop for what he wanted to eat day of. I’ve told him repeatedly that with two kids, going to the store after work is NOT an option.)

2. When I ask him what he wants to eat this week and he gives me ideas, I completely ignore him. (I see his point here. I do ask him what he wants and then sometimes tell him, ‘Nope’ but that’s mostly because he doesn’t really know how much effort it takes to make what he wants. I’m not trying to be mean, I’m just trying to get dinner on the damn table at the end of a long day. Risotto ain’t an option!)

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Pork and Winter Vegetable Stew

When I got to Whole Foods yesterday, I had the intention of doing something with winter vegetables. I was recently shamed by a produce guy when I made some comment about the lack of arugula or something and he tells me how there’s a drought in California and that it might mean we’ll all have to start eating seasonally again… you know, like we used to. Jeez! So I backed off the green leafy veggies and put some blueberries in my cart when I saw he wasn’t looking. Screw you, Whole Foods produce guy!

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Pork Chops with Apples and Onions

Kids picked a shitload of apples at the orchard the other day. 

4 thick-cut bone-in pork chops
1 large onion, sliced
4 to 5 apples, cut in chunks (I left the skin on but it certainly works if you peel them)
1 cup white wine
1 cup/box apple juice (I’m a mom. I measure juice in boxes.)
Spring of thyme

Heat oven to 325 degrees F.

Pat chops dray and season with salt and pepper. Brown in a large, ovenproof skillet in vege/canola oil; remove to a plate.

Add onions to skillet and cook 2 minutes or so. Add apples and toss. Deglaze with wine; add juice. Bring to a bubble. Nestle chops into juice, add thyme to pan and place in oven. Cook 1 1/2 hours to tender.

Remove chops to a plate and place skillet over high heat to reduce sauce. Adjust seasoning to taste. Serve chops topped with onions, apples and sauce.

4 servings

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Pasta with Pancetta, Radicchio and Tomatoes

I’m trying to cut back on my carbs lately which for me means not eating three bowls of pasta in a sitting or eating an entire baguette slathered with sweet butter for dinner (wow, that sounds good). Knowing I’m not ever, ever going to stop eating pasta, I’ve been thinking of heartier, more filling sauces to put over it. I’m not sure this is really working, but I’m successfully Jedi mind-tricking myself at the moment so I’ll go with it. Adding the radicchio to this amatriciana also eliminates the need to serve a vegetable with dinner and I do love one-pot meals!

Pancetta, finely chopped
1/2 onion, finely chopped
1/2 to 3/4 head radicchio, quartered, cored and sliced thin
1 to 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1/2 cup white wine
1 28-ounce can peeled tomatoes
A few basil leaves

Render pancetta in olive oil, add onions and sweat. Add radicchio and wilt; add garlic and cook 1 minute. Deglaze with wine, cook off. Add in tomatoes (I squish them by hand as they go into the pan) and basil. Simmer while the pasta cooks.

Serve with parm and red pepper flakes for a little kick.

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Hot Weather Cooking


One of my go-tos in hot weather is a soba noodle salad with grilled salmon that I buy from the Whole Foods prepared foods counter. The pre-cooked protein keeps the time standing over a hot stove to a minimum. This takes a little bit of prep time but it’s so worth it.

1. Cooked soba noodles dressed with sesame oil and soy sauce.
2. Grilled salmon, broken up with your hands. (You could use any protein here, cooked shrimp, chicken… etc.)
3. Sliced egg (scrambled, cooked in a wok)
4. Sliced scallions
5. Cucumber, cut in thin matchsticks
(Lately, I’ve been adding thinly sliced, cooked baby bok choy and edamame to up the vege factor)

Dress everything with sesame oil and soy sauce. Serve with an optional garnish of nori strips and some Sriracha for heat.

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What is the World Coming To?

I just saw this and it pissed me off enough to get me off my ass and back in the posting game.

2-in-1 iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad

Seriously? Kids need a special potty seat with an iPad holder to help them learn how to use the potty? They can’t just sit there? Fucking ridiculous. How on earth did people learn to use the toilet before iPads were invented?! It’s amazing we aren’t all still squatting in the dirt.

So… I’m back. More food/recipes coming soon. Just had to get this off my chest.

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